Wednesday, April 29, 2009

tuff enuff for u??

you know those days when you're waiting in the line at the bank, stealing a few sideways glances at the cute chick in glasses at the customer service desk, and then out of the corner of your eye you spot a pretty sketchy looking character who just totally looks out of place.

your mind takes over, and all of a sudden this dodgy guy pulls a balaclava from out of his pocket and slides it over his head and starts screaming. Everyone hits the deck, but you... Erik Roberts style, walk calmly over to the would-be terrorist and politely tell him to leave the premises before things get ugly... Of course in a matter of seconds, him and his cronies are left bruised and battered and whimpering for a warm cup of cocoa and a Vicks chest-rub; whilst you, with cute bank-chick over one shoulder, stroll out of the place downing a can of Solo and a super-sized mars bar.

well... maybe its just me.

But in the event of such an occurrence, I'd be damn sure to want a watch like this on my wrist. This mean piece of timing is apparently air-dropping into stores around the country in May. But don't bother looking for it, you won't find it... This thing's so stealth, that even if you did, it'd kick your ass back to '87 before you realised it.